Definitions by David "Sarbeni" MacDonald

razzled 

Cunted. Extremely drunk with the intent to pull some fine assed women (or so they seem with the beer goggles on).

"I'm razzled lads!" exclaimed the man as he drunkenly fingered an ugly burd.

razzled by David "Sarbeni" MacDonald October 4, 2006

Sarbeni 

If sex was turned into a type of food and sprinkled with god then a sarbeni is what you would get. Quite possibly the finest thing to come from Turkey. Basically its a piece of (holy) pita bread filled with either "chicken and cheese" or "Pepperoni" or the filling of your choice. The special sauce is also a must. The finest example of a sarbeni is available at the "Best Kebab" shop in Glasgow.

I ate a sarbeni and ejaculated cause it was so good.

Sarbeni by David "Sarbeni" MacDonald January 13, 2004

Best Kebab 

Quite possibly the finest place on the planet. You may purchase a Sarbeni here. Pure class.

Reg walked into the best kebab shop and ordered a peperoni sarbeni but shearer ordered a chicken and cheese sarbeni.

Best Kebab by David "Sarbeni" MacDonald November 17, 2003