Definitions by David(BFDI)

schlonga longa 

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

schlonga longa by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

Gastonia 

A level 6 slur in the Dinopedia Wiki. It means to call someone horny.

Dinopedian: SHUT UP, YOU GASTONIA!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?

Gastonia by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023

Empress Bulblax Rule 34 

A term referring to rule 34 of the Empress Bulblax boss from Pikmin 2. This specific term was strong enough to be placed on the r/pikmin alphabet chart.

Redditor #1: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(gets 500+ upvotes)
Other Redditors: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(less updoots, but still made the term win)

Empress Bulblax Rule 34 by David(BFDI) July 18, 2023

Peter Ruette 

The scariest curse word, usually used in tandem with Shit, Fuck, and Bitch. The first recorded instance was used by Carykh(Cary Kid Hitter). When used properly, it can scare away schools of -2nd grade people

Carykh: SHIT!(gasp)
Carykh: FUCK!(gasp)
Carykh: BITCH!(gasp)
Carykh: Peter Ruette!(scares away the entire preschool)

Peter Ruette by David(BFDI) June 21, 2023