Tard

Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're'

For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!

by Dave hucklesby November 15, 2003

Wossname

If you can't possibly remember what something is called, what it is, what it does, or why it does it, it instantly becomes a 'wossname'

...one of them big...brown...wossnames.

by Dave hucklesby November 16, 2003