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Porkin' Poutine

A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.
Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.
by Dave Priamo October 28, 2008
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