Dave's definitions

the meaning of life

Please watch "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" for all the information you need. ^_~ you'll thank me later.

"Do it. Don't think, just buy the damn movie. Trust me on this. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Australian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^

"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me

by Dave October 10, 2004

Polizei

poh-leet-zai

Deutsche for "police".

"Polizei!"
-a terrorist in Raven Shield

by Dave September 10, 2004

Munta Hunter

The pratice of purposely intending to pull a Munta

The lads had dared Craig to pull the uglist girl (munta) in the club that night!!!

by dave November 9, 2004

Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed

As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me

by DAVE December 25, 2003

TRK

abbreviation for Typical Ridgewood Kid commonly pronounced like "turk."

you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.

by Dave January 30, 2005

Foreign Aid

Foreign Aid is a program involving a country giving money to another country for the purpose of, as it implies, aiding its development and other purposes.

Foreign Aid has its importance, but in the case of the United States of America, Foreign Aid is royally fucking us. For example, what do you think would happen if you sent Foreign Aid to an Arab country? The terrorist cells in that country would smuggle it and steal it, and thus use the aid to upgrade their nefarious deeds.

If you're going to use Foreign Aid, be absolutely careful. Be careful who you trust. Also, we should consider ceasing Foreign Aid to every country because they hate us.....we should wait until they come to us on their knees begging for our help and then we be like, "oh NOW you want our help after all this hate you've been giving us". lol

"Foreign Aid is necessary in this day and age, but it's fucking us because the world hates us."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004