purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

by dave May 13, 2005

Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com

"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"

by dave November 03, 2003

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 09, 2003

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad

Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!

by Dave April 25, 2003

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

by Dave September 17, 2003