Definitions by Dave, General Manager of Ross

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

Burtonsville Hog Hammer by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

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burtonsville waterfall

When Larry from 1.0 is spotted walking in Burtonsville and someone makes a peepee on him.

Larry got drenched from the Burtonsville waterfall and he opened his mouth to catch the PeePee.

burtonsville waterfall by Dave, General Manager of Ross October 28, 2020

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