Foreverwiper

When one encounters a bowel movement that continues to present an endless stream of fecal matter after you have completely evacuated yourself. This includes: diarrhea, mudbutt, hangover explosions, and even otherwise healthy forms of defecation. It’s extremely frustrating for the both the person experiencing the Forever Wiper and their loved ones or friends who wonder why it’s taking them so long to relieve themselves. Forever Wipers are successfully neutralized by entering the shower or bathtub to submerge and totally cleanse the rectal area.

Hey Jacob! How was that Taco Bell last night?
I don’t know Ben, definitely going to give me a foreverwiper.

by DataBattlesZ July 24, 2022