Darth Voorhees's definitions

Cumpkin

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009

Gannon

A subgenus of douchebag prone to creating 'wacky' urbandictionary.com entries defining their own surname with unimaginative adjectives such as 'studly' and 'witty'.

Distinguishing marks include:

-"Wacky" ties
- Tendency towards jokes based on advertising slogans
- Thinks others believe they "should definitely do stand-up"

-"Did you see this dipstick calling himself a pirate ninja?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"

by Darth Voorhees December 8, 2009