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Mongschlong
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After consuming one too many beers and then
trying to
have sex
with someone while
struggling
with a limp penis
I pulled
a bird
but
after all
that beer all I
could do
her with was my mongschlong
Mongschlong
by
Darth Stimo
October 18, 2016
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