When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020