A man who willingly funds their ex girlfriends lifestyle while she’s getting blown out and throat f**ked by other guys, and later comes home from work to shove his average size penis into a gaping hole filled with the semen of all his friends, family and neighbors.
“Nik, don’t be such a Nimp. She literally has the neighborhoods semen pouring out of her ear holes, she doesn’t deserve to be taken out to a nice dinner”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 12, 2020