Dark Master Joey's definitions
A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:
"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."
"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."
Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.
by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015
Get the Hand Testmug. So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.
Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.
Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.
by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009
Get the Straight as a bowmug.