Definitions by Dark Master Joey

Hand Test 

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

Hand Test by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Straight as a bow

Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.

So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.

Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.

Straight as a bow by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009