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(N-á-i-n-g-a-g-d)
1.The act of getting your rod spanked because of excesive masturbation. Often seen on 14-17 year old lads.
This word's origin came from 9 (as in masturbating almost nine times a day), and gag (as in your dick getting suffocated).
2.Someone who just participated on a 9 persons, gay orgy. Don't confuse with 9gag.
3.Being sickly obsessed with 9Gag, to the point where that's they only page you visit when you're not showing off shitty COD trophies on videogames' forums or liking even more shittier memes on Facebook, usually from 9gag's fb page itself.
1.The act of getting your rod spanked because of excesive masturbation. Often seen on 14-17 year old lads.
This word's origin came from 9 (as in masturbating almost nine times a day), and gag (as in your dick getting suffocated).
2.Someone who just participated on a 9 persons, gay orgy. Don't confuse with 9gag.
3.Being sickly obsessed with 9Gag, to the point where that's they only page you visit when you're not showing off shitty COD trophies on videogames' forums or liking even more shittier memes on Facebook, usually from 9gag's fb page itself.
John: Dude, last night I stayed awake all night. I'm starting to suspect I might have become 9gagged.
Steve: W-what?
Steve: W-what?
by Dark Flashlight January 20, 2018
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