2 definitions by Danny N.
A hilarious and cutting misspelling of "Stanford," almost exclusively by Cal students. Use of this spelling has been known to make Stanford students' heads explode out of sheer embarrassment.
Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.
by Danny N. April 12, 2006
A typically young adult male who feels the need to burn excessive amounts of gasoline and endanger everyone else on the road because he has a tiny penis.
Man A: I'm a badass hard charger because I can push a small plastic petal with about half a pound of force! Yeah!
Man B: I'm a man because I have a dick.
Man B: I'm a man because I have a dick.
by Danny N. July 21, 2006