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A person with a hairline almost as
dead
and broken as their jokes. They’re always
broke
. Actually a nice
guy
with a great personality, need more of these in the world
“
Wow dude
,
now
that’
s
an umer”
Umer
by
Dankestmemequeen
January 20, 2019
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