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Cranker
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Sexual
pervert
whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and
masturbate
or "wank" at the same
time
.
Jimmy: Why is daddy
hurting
himself
mommy
?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is
just
a cranker.
Cranker
by
Daniel Smithy Smithe
August 24, 2008
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