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Daniel Smithy Smithe's definitions
Cranker
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Sexual pervert
whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and
masturbate
or "wank" at
the same
time.
Jimmy
: Why is
daddy
hurting
himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
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Daniel Smithy Smithe
August 24, 2008
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