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Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.
Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008
mugGet the Crankermug.

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