Definitions by Daniel O’Rourke

Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.

Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.

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When someone asks if you will be attending their event but you don’t want to say yes.

Tom: are you coming for a beer tonight?
Dan: trending well.

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