Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.

Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025

Trending well

When someone asks if you will be attending their event but you don’t want to say yes.

Tom: are you coming for a beer tonight?
Dan: trending well.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025