dough rolled

To be hit with such a force that the body or an object is sent rolling at a considerable rate.

i.e. " After I hit Captain Ron with a right hook, he dough rolled down the stairs."
or
" Mike Tyson dough rolled that dude."

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008