Daniel McCloud's definitions

dirk

Any homosexual who is always grousing about something.

I wish that stupid dirk would shut up.

by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005

shay wyman

A detestable kid who has the ambition to play professional tennis but can't contend with others in the senior citizen league.

That tennis player is such a shay wyman.

by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005