government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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smash mouth

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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