Dangerous Dave's definitions

try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

by Dangerous Dave March 24, 2005

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005