2 definitions by Dangerfield S. Burnside

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the facial hair on a mouse or rodent; generally is just a mustache, but can also be a goatee, van dyke (a mustache and goatee combination commonly confused with goatee), or mutton chops
Really? I've never seen a mousestache up close before.
by Dangerfield S. Burnside December 04, 2010
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the sound a small enemy makes when stepped on or kicked.
¡I stepped on a chihuahua and it made a squweeb!
by Dangerfield S. Burnside November 28, 2010
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