Dangerfield S. Burnside's definitions

mousestache

the facial hair on a mouse or rodent; generally is just a mustache, but can also be a goatee, van dyke (a mustache and goatee combination commonly confused with goatee), or mutton chops

Really? I've never seen a mousestache up close before.

by Dangerfield S. Burnside December 5, 2010

squweeb

the sound a small enemy makes when stepped on or kicked.

¡I stepped on a chihuahua and it made a squweeb!

by Dangerfield S. Burnside November 30, 2010