Definitions by Dandy Don
Muffin Shark
The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).
Muffin Shark by Dandy Don May 9, 2013
grammar ninja
An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.
With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.
grammar ninja by Dandy Don April 24, 2008