wibbling

When the words someone is saying descend into less and less useful details to the point that they realise they are not saying anything useful
I'm going to stop by the store to pickup some potatoes on my way home....hmm, should I get some green veg? I know we've got those leeks that needing up, but I was thinking it might be nice to do a roast on Sunday, and I don't want to have to go to the store again....ah, ignore me, I'm just wibbling here.
by Danack May 09, 2020
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Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.
Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?
by Danack July 19, 2025
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extract digit

On the 3rd of May 1945, Allied forces, including the Indian 26th Division and a Gurkha parachute battalion, retook Rangoon from the Japanese ("Opration Dracula"), effectively ending #WW2 in Burma. Over Insein prison, planes spotted these messages by UK POWs ready for liberation: "Japs gone. Extract digit."
by Danack May 03, 2020
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