Danack's definitions

Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.

Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?

by Danack July 19, 2025

Aric's Law

AI is good at everything except what I do.

An example of Aric's Law - "I recently chatted with a VC who believed AGI was coming and would disrupt a lot of jobs, but not *their* job. Of course AIs could write code and review contracts. But making accurate, calibrated predictions about the future? *That's* uniquely human."

by Danack August 17, 2025

Bruh

A bruh is a bro that done fucked up.

Bruh. You done fucked up.

by Danack July 12, 2022