Definitions by Dan Meyer

strap on your tubes 

antithesis of "strap on your sac"

to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something

strap on your sac

Beth: "I don't want to play today."
Scott: "Please. Just strap on your tubes, and let's go."

strap on your tubes by Dan Meyer March 5, 2005