90 Mph

The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

J'd

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"
"This piece of shit car is j'd"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003