rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.
Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.
by Dan & Dave August 20, 2008
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coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
by Dan & Dave May 01, 2021
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