Definitions by Dan'l D

hangover 

the unpleasant feeling you get when you wake up after a real barn burner drinking binge, basically, you drank so much alcohol they are going to name a holiday in your honor...but the price you pay for that drinkathon is pure hell...you feel like someone dragged your tongue across a pine forest floor, your hair actually hurts, your eyeballs look like a road map, your throat is dryer than the surface of the planet Mercury...

dude 1: " holly crap man, you look like shit! what did you do last night? "

dude 2: " I don't remember anything..shut up and go get me a twelver...I have a massive hangover."

hangover by Dan'l D October 28, 2009

Morning Borgle 

to wake up in the morning with a massive erection, and no place to go... Borgle refers to the member, a nickname for it.

" I woke up with a bad case of Morning Borgle "

" yesterday I had Morning Borgle, and it scared my girlfriend."

Morning Borgle by Dan'l D October 21, 2009