Damiftwzorz's definitions

Nutwert

A type of nut grown & found only in the state of Louisiana. It cramps the fingers so when using the computer you can only type happy-faced smileys. It has also been found that it occasionally gives genital warts, which contributed to the name "Nutwert." The nut itself is a pale pink with separated edges. It smells like fish, until it is boiled, when it begins to smell faintly like roses.

"You know, I think i'll lay off the computer for today."
"Why's that?"
"I ate some Nutwert after a dare and actually wound up getting genital warts."
"...so?"
"I really don't want people to think i'm ENJOYING them."

by Damiftwzorz September 7, 2009