Definitions by Dale James

Bubble wrap girl 

A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety. Far too often, it turns out that the "accidents" are the result of domestic abuse.

What do you call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A man who beats his wife.

Bubble wrap girl by Dale James August 7, 2017

Bubble wrap girl 

A girl who is so accident-prone that she becomes injured so often that her friends will start joking about wrapping her up in bubble wrap for her own safety.

What do you usually call the husband of a bubble wrap girl? A wife-beater.

Bubble wrap girl by Dale James August 6, 2017