lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.
I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!
by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021
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Italwarts

Excuse me, is Miss Italwarts there? Can you page her?

Ok. "Has anyone seen a Miss Italwarts?" "I'm looking for Gen Italwarts!"
Phone call prank
Can I please see Gen Italwarts?
by Daisyflowerssc June 12, 2021
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