Definitions by DaintyGrim
Zeiner
A relentless force of budgeting nature, incapable of accepting the words “no,” “not possible,” or “we don’t have funding” as a final answer.
2. A legendary Army problem-solver possessing an almost supernatural ability to locate forgotten funds, obscure funding sources, mysterious equipment accounts, and money that everyone else was convinced did not exist.
3. A person who, once declaring “We need this,” will pursue the acquisition of said item with unwavering determination until the mission is complete, the equipment arrives, or someone physically removes him from the building.
4. An ancient and highly specialized form of Warrant Officer characterized by extensive knowledge, questionable patience, and an instinctive hostility toward inefficient processes
2. A legendary Army problem-solver possessing an almost supernatural ability to locate forgotten funds, obscure funding sources, mysterious equipment accounts, and money that everyone else was convinced did not exist.
3. A person who, once declaring “We need this,” will pursue the acquisition of said item with unwavering determination until the mission is complete, the equipment arrives, or someone physically removes him from the building.
4. An ancient and highly specialized form of Warrant Officer characterized by extensive knowledge, questionable patience, and an instinctive hostility toward inefficient processes
Zeiner by DaintyGrim September 23, 2026
