Definitions by Daddy UW

Barry Underwood 

The mythical love child of Barry White and Carrie Underwood.

-- Hey, did you see that black guy with blonde hair singing country with the deep voice?
-- Yea, I swear it was a spotting of the magical Barry Underwood.

Barry Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Gary Underwood 

The hot blonde that resembles Carrie Underwood, but he's a dude!

-- Hey, check out the hot blonde in front of us, looks like Carrie Underwood... mmm
-- Idiot, that's a dude... More like Gary Underwood!

Gary Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Harry Underwood

The pubic condition when Carrie Underwood goes to long without a bit of personal landscaping.

I bet after several weeks on tour, she's more like Harry Underwood down there then Carrie Underwood. Somebody call a gardener!

Harry Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Scarrie Underwood 

The scarier version of Carrie Underwood, the day after without all of the Nashville makeup. Alternatively, the uglier Carrie groupies that work real hard to get that look.

Dude, after a night of drinking and banging that hot blonde that looked like Carrie Underwood - when she rolled over in the morning... Holy Crap, more like Scarrie Underwood.

Scarrie Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012

Miscarrie Underwood

The fetal twin of Carrie Underwood that she ate while in the womb to gain superpowers.

-- Dude, just think how awesome it would be if Carrie had a twin sister?
-- Uh, she did but she ate her, Miscarrie Underwood style.

Miscarrie Underwood by Daddy UW October 30, 2012