Definitions by DaDebil

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling.

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004