A variation of the Burrito that was invented in
Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.
How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.
The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.
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To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.
An example of Ring Rong Bitch:
You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"
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A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.
I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-
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An insult far worse then the tame, G-rated slam "Go to Hell".
When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.
An example of telling someone to Go to Dell:
Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"
Minnesotan phrase meaning "What are you guys doing?" Used primarily in Minnesota and Michigan. The Canadian accent spoken in Minnesota attributes to this pronunciation of this kickass phrase.
An Example Of "WHATCHA GOOS DOIN DERE EH"
*After Jon sees Ron tie up some dude to a chair and strap a Gasoline bottle onto him*
Jon: "Whatcha guys doin dere EHHHHHHH????????"
Ron: "I dun nah"
Jon: "EHHHHHH????????? What de fack yah TAHKIN 'boot?"
*Ron Shrinks Jon down with a Shrink Ray to 12 inches tall*
Jon: "De boost 'vention to edder cewm 'oot a Da-Troy Meeesh-er-goon, EHHHHH????????? De Shrink 'Ay is GAAAAAAHD"
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The Blue colored bar that contains six definitions with pictures that lies underneath the regular definitions. If you type a definition in with evil intent, a Middle Eastern country will pop up. If you type a definition in with a badass yet curious way, "Arnold Schwarznegger will pop up.
Nobody knows why the Blue bar exists on UrbanDictionary.com. It is thought that some dude named Chris invented the Blue Bar sometime in 2004 at the University of Arizona as a present for the UD boss himself, Scott Peckham. I can't wait until somebody hacks it and puts new pictures and definitions into it *sigh*
Where the North begins. A great state, a wonderland full of fields and rivers and crabs. Bordered by Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia, this great state is home to D.C. suburbs, Baltimore aka Da Charm City, and The Chesapeake Bay (da Chest-Peak, eh?). The accent spoken in this state is the same Canadian sounding accent that's spoken in Wisconsin, but that can't be said for the state south of it (Virginia). It's a microcosm of America, and it's next to both Our Nation's Capital and the Ohio-meets-Fughettaboutit state of Pennsylvania. A great state to live in or visit.
Maryland: The Best Place On Earth
