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Derby Line

A small town in Vermont on the U.S.-Canada border. This small New England hamlet is full of French Canadians due to it being right next to Quebec. There are also lots of weed smoking skater punks and hippies here too. People here speak with a thick Canadian accent, although it's not French Canadian, just regular Canadian for some reason.
<Person From Derby Line> Did ya know dat we're only a half mile from Quebec der, EH?
<Person From Quebec> Pourquoi es stupide Vermont a cote de notre belle terre de Quebec?!?
<Person From Derby Line> Ya know, I don't GAHT oohny idear what ya just said, but alright *walks 10 feet north to get to Canada*
by Da Wizard Of OZ July 2, 2009
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Ayumi Hamasaki

what fat nerdy white boys from iowa like to whack off to (hehe)
johnny is a fat white boy from iowa so therefore he beats his junk to ayumi hamasaki's uber cute petite japanese body
by Da Wizard Of OZ January 25, 2011
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Vineland

The capital of South Jersey. It is known as "da town" to residents of South Jersey.
Vineland is in the depths of South Jersey. ITS ALL ABOUT PHILLY SON
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 4, 2009
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Philly Burrito

A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.

How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.
The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 29, 2009
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Georgia

A state located in the Southern U.S.A. Best known for it's tall pine trees, Atlanta (DUH!), vast cotton fields, and friendly laid-back southern people. The State revolves around Atlanta, it being both the largest city of the South and the Capital of Georgia. Atlanta is a huge, sprawling city that's full of ghetto black Hip-Hop types, southern white people, and "alternative" white people as well. Atlanta is the home of Lil Jon, Coca-Cola, UPS, among others. Atlanta has the second tallest building in the U.S., the Bank of America Plaza building.
Beyond the City of Atlanta is nothing but tall pine trees and huge cotton fields and laid-back southern people and/or stupid southern rednecks.
Georgia: The Heart of the South
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 6, 2009
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West Virginia

A wannabe southern state that's basically Mississippi part deux.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.
<West Virginia person> HI Y'ALL, AIN'T Y'ALL FIXIN' TO GO OUT YONDER TO THAT THERE PICKUP TRUCK TO GET MAH BANJO AND MOONSHINE A HYUCK A HYUCK
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 12, 2009
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Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. D.C. is known for it's government buildings and rich parts in Northwest, DA HOOD in Southeast (especially in Anacostia and Washington Highlands), the middle class yet quasi-hood of Northeast and Southwest, and the Potomac River which is a great place to take a bath in. Despite what some people may say, D.C. is *NOT* the south, culturally speaking D.C. is about as southern as Wisconsin. People in D.C. have a Canadian sounding accent like they do in Wisconsin too. To the north of D.C. is Maryland aka Crabland and south of D.C. is good ole Virginny, aka no-mans land.
Anyone who thinks that Washington, DC is the south is an idiot. Culturally speaking D.C. is far more like Canada than the south. The accent spoken in D.C. is the same accent that's spoken in Wisconsin. Our Nation's Capital may be under the Mason-Dixon line, but hey, that line was drawn back IN THE 1700's, so it's outdated. But go one hour south of D.C. and you will be in the south, believe you me.
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 5, 2009
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