Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

jull

Pronounced “jewel”. A jull is a fake gem typically mined from impoverished regions of the US.

Yo homie! Want to buy dis jull? Fiddy percent off player.

by DR. Bitcoin March 13, 2018

vagmoke

Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.

Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018