DOKTOR TRE's definitions

Manualorgasmophobia

Manualorgasmophobia comes from the words "Manual", "Orgasm" and "Phobia". In other words, the fear of the manual orgasm or the fear of mastrubating. Specifically, a rare condition where the individual is afraid of the act of masturbation. It takes no more than two fingers on your genitalia to make the manualorgasmophobe issue bloodcurdling screams.

Adolescent 1: Hey bruv, I can't count how many times I've seen porn this week.

Adolescent 2: Man you are so lucky...
Adolescent 1: Why you say that bruv?
Adolescent 2: I have manualorgasmophobia...
Adolescent 1: At least you can't be blinded...

by DOKTOR TRE August 25, 2018