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Crack Mart

Stop the car there's a Crack Mart! I gotta buy a microwavable burrito and some Twinkies.
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
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Heaven Bus

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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slambient

adjective. A mix between ambient music, and loud booming bass that you would hear in electronic dub reggae. It sounds like mellow lie around in the chill room at a rave, but it usually has big bass that makes you want to get up and shake your ass. Most people don't know how to dance to slambient music so they just sit around and bob their heads.
Candy Raver: What is this rad music your playing, is this trance? Down tempo house? Dub Step?....What is it?

DJ Willow from Paris: Um, none of the above, it's Slambient.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008
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rave nouveau

syn. rave nuevo. see also. new rave.
It's what all of the cool kids are listening to right now. Alot of the hott dance traxxx coming out of France right now would fit into this genre.
Rave Nouveau is so big in France!, Rave Nuevo is hitting hard south of the border in Mexico too! Before long new rave will take over the radiowaves world wide! Just ask deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or her Tag Team DJ sidekick DJ YR LTTL PWNY.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 12, 2008
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Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.
We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.
by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011
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rave nuevo

see. new rave The hottest dance tracks comming out of France right now would fit into this genre.
Rave Nuevo is sweeping the nation! Just ask Deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or DJ YR LTTL PWNY, they know all about it.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008
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Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
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