Definitions by DJ SilkyNick
The Octopus
An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense
"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
The Octopus by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009