DJ Hotdish's definitions

Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012