Definitions by DJ Drano

Human Rolly-Polly 

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

Human Rolly-Polly by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Bearded Samurai 

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

Bearded Samurai by DJ Drano July 25, 2011