DIRTY JERZ's definitions

phatz

1. A fat slob lacking self motivation and intelligence. Strong odors usually accompanied by sweat and dirt. Its native habitat consists of the ocean and Marmoma WAWA on that late night tip.; has been known to sleep sitting upright.

2. Often confuses the term FATS for PHATZ.

Is phatz sleeping, eating, or pumping gasoline.

by DIRTY JERZ September 18, 2006

Hoagie

Performing oral sex on a stinky vagina

The girl’s pussy was like a bad hoagie.

by dirty jerz June 20, 2021