Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
by DICK burn November 17, 2016
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Pockenomics

The economics of pockets. Pockets are necessary in order to easily carry personal items, snacks, beers, dime bags…anything you need on the daily. Ever notice that shorts without pockets are not as often worn? Dresses with pockets are always exciting? Did you notice that cargo shorts/pants are becoming more popular? The reason is: pockets. With increased inventory capacity comes increased product consumption, resulting in a more stimulated economy.
by DICK burn June 11, 2025
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Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
by DICK burn January 30, 2017
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