When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and accuses you of taking her purse you exclaim: "I am not a crook"
When I found out that she sucked my best freinds dick I was really nice to her. I took her out to dinner and a movie and when we got back to her place I gave her a FILTHY NIXON
To overdose on pills. Or to be fucking one of the Olsen twins most likely Mary Kate! To have an accident-Kind of.
I told Dennis to lay off the pills before he pulled a Heath Ledger!
I told you sir, I never meant to shit on your porch it was a Heath Ledger.