When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and accuses you of taking her purse you exclaim: "I am not a crook"
When I found out that she sucked my best freinds dick I was really nice to her. I took her out to dinner and a movie and when we got back to her place I gave her a FILTHY NIXON
by DC Chapman January 30, 2008

by DC Chapman February 25, 2008

To overdose on pills. Or to be fucking one of the Olsen twins most likely Mary Kate! To have an accident-Kind of.
I told Dennis to lay off the pills before he pulled a Heath Ledger!
I told you sir, I never meant to shit on your porch it was a Heath Ledger.
I told you sir, I never meant to shit on your porch it was a Heath Ledger.
by DC Chapman January 30, 2008
