Definitions by DB9 GLIDER

Hoover Damn 

To use clear tape to block fluids coming out of the vagina.

You have sex with you GF/wife (make sure she's freshly shaved), once complete go to bed. when she is sleeping get some clear tape. cover over her vagina making sure it is hardly visible and covers her holes. When she wakes up and trys to go to the bathroom her vagina will be hoover damned.

Hoover Damn by DB9 GLIDER March 6, 2015