Definitions by DB BN

flaming ted 

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

flaming ted by DB BN February 5, 2008

flaming susanne 

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.

Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?

flaming susanne by DB BN February 5, 2008