2 definitions by DANIEL GIBBONS

Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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Milner is a bearded homeless person, who can grow a beard every 3 hours. Soccer fernatic touching themselves every time Ranaldo takes off his shirt and shows his stomach flab. Most likely a Homosexual.Being attacked by sycopathic red heads called Rush.
Look at that Milner over ther being beaten by a Rush, while having a wank over Renaldo.
by DANIEL GIBBONS July 18, 2006
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