Definitions by DANGER

Conglomerate 

When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.

I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!

Conglomerate by Danger March 10, 2003

Crimdulac 

When having oral sex with a woman covered with sexually transmitted diseases, specifically large genital warts, bite of the heads of several growths and use the pussy juice as lubrication for penile anal penetration.

Dude, this whore was so old, I had to perform a crimdulac before I could hit her from the rear.

Crimdulac by Danger March 10, 2003