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This is when a guy does a "Morgy Boi" Which is having sex with a banana peel, then masturbating in the ear of the girl you are having fun time with, and then when you cum in her ear, you lick it out of her ear and then french kiss her while your dick is inside her.
Yesterday I did a Morgy Boi to my wife... It was a great time.
by DA BOYIIIZZ April 25, 2022
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When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.
Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!
by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023
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A Dirty Haddie is when you have sex with a boy, and you stick a marker up his butt, then draw on his face with the marker sticking out of your vagina while watching porn.
"I would rather do a Dirty Haddie then hang out with you."
by DA BOYIIIZZ March 9, 2022
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