2 definitions by D10

1
A minor current event or frivolous argument that is given publicity by both the media and the public without merit, during which vital issues get ignored.

Famous non-issues are:
- Controversy over an overtly religious film directed by a pompous Hollywood actor.
- The inclusion of the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
- Gay marriage/civil unions
Claim that Spongebob SquarePants is furthering a homosexual agenda a is a non-issue and should not be given any further publicity.
by D10 February 02, 2005
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2
Someone who buys and prominantly displays name brand products (or products that feature large corporate logos) under the belief that such loyalty to a label or corporation is a chachet and brings prestige to their otherwise lack of taste, regardless of the actual quality or value of the products.

See also label whore, brand slave
That kid is wearing a Nike jacket, Nike shorts and Nike shoes -- do you think Nike is paying this brand whore to wear all of their apparel?
by D10 November 22, 2004
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