Definitions by D.C. IS HORRIBLE

Maryland 

A unique state. The weather sucks (hot and humid as a mother in the summer, cold as a bitch in the winter) the blue crabs are severely overrated, Alaskan king crabs and such are better. The city of Baltimore is literally a dump and the people there have the most annoying accent on the face of the Earth (no offense). However, the scenic parts are nice and the suburbs of D.C. are awesome such as Montgomery County. Everything is here there are forests, beaches, and mountains.

D.C. KID: AYO MA DAWG WHERE U BE LURKIN'

Maryland Kid: I'm from Maryland, where we speak English.

Maryland by D.C. IS HORRIBLE April 18, 2009